Alright, I know it may APPEAR like we're one of the worst teams in the league, but I've got a secret to share. This whole season has actually been a social experiment in which we evaluate the reactions people have to defeating what any fool can see are superior athletes in kickball games. Results were mixed, but most of you demonstrated yourselves poorly: now is the time for our vengeance. We're actually going to try. And by try, I mean get just as sloppy as we usually do and somehow stumble into miraculous victory after miraculous victory as we upset an entire side of the bracket to run deep and get the top seeds shaking in their cleats. We are apex predators. We are PurpleSaurus.