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Thursday, November 3, 2016
Final Summer 2016 Power Rankings
Rank - Team - Δ - Summary
1 - Finkick Odair - ↑1
Despite a little bird telling me that Finkick would be missing key players last week, they still managed a big win over FRESH BRU at the end of the season to take back the mountaintop.
2 - FRESH BRU - ↓1
Welcome to the top of the mountain folks! Time to earn this ranking tonight, but I think I might have this right.
3 - The Tyrannical Tea Baggers - N/A
You know, they're technically the #1 seed in the league. If anyone should be pissed about a ranking, it's these guys getting snubbed at #3 in the Power Poll of Just One Guy.
4- Plan B - N/A
They've looked the strongest against the weakest, but what does it all mean Basil?
5 - Tight and Bright - N/A
In an amusing twist of fate, they are actually the #6 seed in the tournament
6 - Large Hardon Collider - Length - ↑1
The only team voted up from the lower conference with a win against a team that was already there.
6 - Sit On My Base - ↓1
Wind really got taken out of their sails with a losing record, and now they're playing below their level of ability. Next season's more balanced schedule should revitalize their battered spirits.
8 - Large Hardon Collider - Girth - N/A
Come back Seanathon.
9 - Brown Guys and Friends - N/A
Not exactly the hot streak you'd hope to roll into the playoffs with, but they're primed.
10 - Pitches be Trippin' - N/A
It wouldn't surprise me to learn that they've adopted Relax and Let It Happen's old pre-game cheer. "SHIT ON THEIR DREAMS!"
11 - At Least We're Having Fun - N/A
Worst parents ever. These two need to sit down and work out their differences so that they can provide a stable environment for their children, or WHO KNOWS how they'll turn out!
12 - Booooze on First! - N/A
Clean win going into the playoffs, and if they can minimize mistakes they'll be dangerous.
13 - Sons of Pitches Kickin The Punt -↑1
These sneaky sneaks are doing way better than anyone thought they would, but Pitches Be Trippin' wasn't having any of that.
14 - Do You Even Kick Bro? - ↑3
I'm going to choose to believe that they played their best game of the season to sneak by my Rex bretheren 4-3
15 - PurpleSaurus Rex - ↓2
Looks like they're coming back down to earth a little bit =(
16 - Jacked to the Kicks - ↓1
This team is a party and a half, they're playing the right way even if it's not showing on the scoreboard. Fortunately they get a like-minded foe first round of the playoffs in PSR!
17 - Kickin' Grass and Takin' Names - ↓1
Pretty sure I saw some of these folks bunting! Seriously though guys if you're interested in playing without bunts we DO have a NO BUNTING LEAGUE on Wednesday nights, it runs concurrent with the Thursday league! I hope you stay here though because you're awesome and I love you.
18 - Red Ball and V0dka -N/A
No matter what happens, they're still probably more attractive than any of the other teams in the league.