Denver's Diary 2/6/2017- Purplesaurus Rex

Dear Diary,

At the end of 2016, I started reevaluating my life and promised myself that when 2017 rolled around I would clean up my dirty habits. You know, less sex, drugs, drinking, and more clean eating. I want to live another billion years after all!

I was determined to stick to the T-Rex Diet:

Then kickball started back up. Along with that came the copious amount of pizza, whiskey, babes, and beer.

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How in the hell am I supposed to be speedo ready in a month?!

Not to mention, January and February have been jam-packed with birthdays! How do I join in on the fun when I can't party?! (Obviously the answer is to say "eff it" and party.)

Then, in a miracle that could have only happened in a galaxy far, far away, my team won a game! 

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I was so excited...I peed.

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Not my proudest moment, Diary. Luckily, the team didn't notice because they were too busy celebrating. *whew*

Love,

Denver

Denver's Diary 2/1/2017- Purplesaurus Rex

Dear Diary

I've noticed a lot of my friends are having birthdays lately. I think its a ploy to get everyone drunk. Or their parents were just all having sex at the same time. Either way, I've decided that we were all meant to be friends in the grand scheme of life. Like minded individuals who drink like proper PurpleSaurus Rex should. 

Case and point, wine in a pint glass with wings & a tutu on. 

Peace, love & dinos. 

The Famous Camera of all Hardon Nudity is up for Sale- Hardons

8230 sexy photos have been taken by this magnificent object! So many moments, so much nudity! But there comes a time when you must say goodbye and move onto green pastures.

I am looking to find this little guy and his 5 friends a new home. My Nikon D7000 DSLR with multiple lenses are up for sale.

The Camera is in excellent condition and a low shutter count of only 8230 (5% of it’s expected shutter life). The bundle comes with 5 lenses, battery, charger, hard case, and more.

I purchased the camera brand new and am looking to upgrade all my equipment. Current retail for the body and lenses are around $3000. I’m asking for $1450 for the bundle. I am willing to sell each item separately as well. Cash only

This camera is perfect for basic and intermediate photography hobbyist. Just check out the photo gallery!

The following are included:

Nikon D7000 Body w/battery and charger – $300

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-105mm f/3.5-5.6G ED (kit lens) – $160

Nikon AF-S NIKKOR 50mm 1.8g (my personal favourite lens) – $140

Sigma 10-20mm f/4-5.6 EX DC HSM – $270

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 55-200MM f/4-5.6G ED – $100

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-300mm f/3.5-5.6G ED (amazing all purpose lens!) – $600

Nanuk 905 Hard Case – $20

Email sean@hardonkickball.com if you are interested. Nude photos not included… actually, let me think about that.